PHOTO: Jean Kumagai
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Sally Adee had barely taken off her coat after
arriving for her first day of work at IEEE Spectrum last
June when she began pleading to attend DARPATech, the
Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s convention.
Her request was a little odd—most writers find obscure
conferences they absolutely must attend in Honolulu,
Paris, Tokyo, or maybe Vegas. Adee, a self-described
defense nerd, really wanted to go to DARPATech—but never
dreamed we’d actually send her.
We did. Two months later she found herself at the
Anaheim Marriott in California, across the street from
Disneyland, whose attractions compared poorly with the
festivities at DARPATech as far as Adee was concerned.
Among the 3000 defense contractors, academics,
researchers, and DARPA program managers wandering the
enormous hotel, Adee felt like she was at a whole
different level of theme park. Instead of cotton candy,
attendees carried Starbucks cups and DARPATech M&Ms
tinted green, yellow, and a sickly, translucent white.
The 2007 conference kicked off DARPA’s 50th anniversary,
and speakers were introduced with flashing lights and
pounding rock music. Some of the music choices were
puzzling—one program director jogged to the podium
accompanied by a song that began “It’s no surprise to
me; I am my own worst enemy.” The secretary of the Navy
was introduced to the chords of the Violent Femmes’
“Blister in the Sun.”
Adee spent a lot of time hoarding swag—jealously
guarding her stash of pixelated-camouflage T‑shirts,
light-up pens, temporary tattoos, and commemorative
DARPA playing cards—and feeling a bit like Hester
Prynne, wearing the scarlet badge that distinguished
journalists from the defense contractors, who wore baby
blue and duckling yellow tags. “I gained some insight
into what it felt like to be a leper in the 1890s,” she
recalls, describing scientists and contractors halting
conversations midsentence and turning away whenever she
approached, dense crowds parting in her path. “Or maybe
I’m thinking of Moses.”
Inside the exhibit hall, the few reporters on-site
could examine the latest and greatest bionic-arm
prosthetics, watch robo-geckos climbing up vertical
glass panes, and cheer on an autonomous learning robot
called Little Dog that hobbled over treacherous rubble.
Sure, there were a few disappointments, like the 3-D
glasses Adee is shown modeling above. When she tried
them on, she was disheartened to find herself gazing at
a PowerPoint presentation.
But even the best exhibits paled in comparison with
the gossip floating around the conference. One
especially juicy item led to Adee’s story in this
month’s issue, “The Hunt
for the Kill Switch.”