When I was a boy on the verge of manhood, my father
advised me to put off shaving for as long as possible:
he warned me that it would change from a fun, optional
kind of thing to a necessary one rather quickly.
Photo: Stephen Cass
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A CLOSE SHAVE?: IEEE Spectrum Senior Associate Editor Harry
Goldstein tests out Gillette's M3Power
electrified razor.
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Impetuousness beat out common sense, and one morning a
few days shy of my 13th birthday, I found myself leaning
over the bathroom sink sporting a full foam beard. I
scraped carefully, and my dad's double-edge Wilkinson
Sword safety razor annihilated the downy growth on my
cheeks and upper lip in about five strokes.
After a couple of years, I was grooming a hirsute
beast that sleepily regarded me in the mirror every
morning, hacking at an increasingly bristly growth from
cheekbones to chest. My father was right. Shaving had
become for me what it is for many men and quite a few
women: a boring daily chore only rock stars can ignore.
Over the years I've toyed with straight razors and
disposable ones, electric razors with floating heads and
electric razors with screens, and razors with one blade,
two, and three. I finally settled on Gillette's Mach3
Turbo triple-bladed razor, whose long-lasting cartridges
give me a consistently smooth, fast shave. Lots of other
men agree—it's the best-selling razor in the world.
I was never tempted to switch—until last April, when
Gillette offered me a trial of a prototype
battery-powered, motorized version of my beloved Mach3.
This was the M3Power, formally launched in May in a bid
to steal a march on its archrival,
Schick-WilkinsonSword. Just like Pepsi and Coke, these
two behemoths have taken to trying to carve out new
niches by introducing a stream of variations on a basic
product.
Photo: Gillette
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HANDY HANDLE: The Gillette M3Power uses an AAA battery in
its handle to power its "pulsing action."
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You could call the US $15 M3Power the diet Vanilla
Coke of razors. Hefting it in my hand, I found it to be
only slightly heavier than my regular $5 Mach3, owing
mostly to the AAA battery in the handle and the small
motor-driven oscillating mechanism that makes the blades
vibrate. As with the Mach3, the disposable blade
cartridge snaps onto the end of the handle. Gillette
claims the vibration stimulates facial hair to stand up
and away from the skin, allowing for a closer shave.
I must admit to a certain thrill when I pressed the
power button on the electric-green handle and the razor
vibrated enthusiastically in my hand. My follicles would
be stimulated, hairs standing stiff, eager for the harvest.
Clad in a terry cloth robe for the occasion, I turned
to the Gillette publicist who delivered the prototype to
IEEE
Spectrum's offices, where I was to try out
the M3Power in our men's room. She never left my
side—and couldn't leave without the M3Power, lest I
hawk it on eBay before its release or, worse, sell it to
Schick-WilkinsonSword for some reverse-engineering to
get around the 62 patents Gillette claims to have on the invention.
I took the M3Power to my gel-lathered face, attacking
some four-day stubble on my left cheek. It fared well,
but no better than the regular Mach3 I used on my right
cheek. So far, it was a tie. But not for long. Things
got downright nasty when I went to work under my chin,
using the M3Power exclusively. Hello, nicks, cuts, razor
burn, blood, and general unpleasantness. I hadn't
experienced a burn like this since...well, I can't
remember when, honestly.
Photo: Stephen Cass
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THE AFTERMATH: Nicks and razor burn sent this Spectrum
editor back to his old Gillette Mach3 Turbo.
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Maybe my follicles were overstimulated, I theorized
aloud, my hairs too excited, the blades pulling up just
enough skin to nick. Or maybe there was a little too
much hard-core vibrating action.
The publicist corrected me for saying "vibrating."
"Pulsing action is what Gillette calls it," she said.
Tomayto, tomahto. If I want my hairs to stand on end
when I'm shaving, I'll just have my wife throw the
toaster in the shower with me.