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When I was a teenager, my friend Mike became a video
star for entirely the wrong reason. It happened one day
after we shot a home-brewed tape. We shot a lot of tape
back then. It was a great time killer. Give us a camera
and a tank of gas and the day was ours. We filmed a
toothless guy making clocks out of shellacked woodcuts
at the flea market. We videoed tourists and shrimp
boats. When my friend totaled his car, we woke up early
the next morning and went to the junkyard to shoot that
too.
On this particular day, we didn't need to leave the
house to find inspiration. Mike put on a goofy wool hat
and our friend Fred hung a spinning globe from the
ceiling above him. As the camera rolled, Mike made his
voice sound deep and important and talked about the
power of wishing. If you wish for something, you get it,
he intoned.
By way of example, he said he wished he had a fish. On
cue, from off-screen, Fred tossed him a wooden fish.
Then Mike wished for a cat. Fred handed one over. But
the cat clawed Mike's lip and, after hanging there for a
split second, fell into his lap. Mike clutched his mouth
as blood spurted through his fingers. Naturally, we
thought this was hilarious, particularly when viewed
back in slow motion, which we did a few thousand times.
The "Wish I Had a Cat" video, as we soon dubbed it,
became legendary in our circle. And then, like most of
the videos we shot, it got lost forever—probably, some
would think, as it should.
Today, of course, that idea seems completely
antiquated. Our video wouldn't be gone. It would be
alive in perpetuity, online in the burgeoning collective
consciousness known as the vlogosphere.
Vlogs are video blogs: home-brewed,
home-shot, home-uploaded short flicks made by and for
Generation Net. New technologies are making it free and
easy to find, swap, and create video on the Web. As a
result, they're putting the "me" in media like never
before, and radically transforming the way we perceive
the world around us.
The cat we once wished for is out of the bag. But will
we want to put it back?
Video, particularly television video, despite its
ubiquity, has long been a transient medium. We watch a
show, and it vanishes. All the engineering brainpower in
the universe has yet to deliver a videocassette recorder
that can be easily programmed. TiVo and digital video
recorders, now an option through many cable providers,
make home taping easier but still don't scratch the itch
for a video fix. Just as the boom in digital music (and
piracy) proves, innovations in network technologies have
given rise to a rabid need for instant gratification. We
want our video, and we want it now. And, one way or
another, people get it.
The first milestone in the path to transforming the
Web into a platform for worldwide video comes, once
again, from the underground. It started back in the late
1990s when Napster opened the floodgates for digital
music distribution. Then Gnutella, an open-source
file-sharing network, staked the flag for video.
Suddenly, peer-to-peer technology was proving robust
enough to deliver MPEGs as well as MP3s. But the files
had to be relatively small.
Enter BitTorrent, today's overlooked gorilla in the
vlogosphere revolution. By breaking up large files of
data into easily transferable bits, BitTorrent
transforms a computer into the greatest jukebox ever.
With a few clicks, it's possible to suck in an entire
season of "Desperate Housewives." Downloads can take all
night. But queuing up a list of torrents before bedtime
has become as rote as running the dishwasher; it works
while you sleep and they're ready in the morning.
This, of course, makes the multibillion-dollar
industries that still sell data on plastic discs very,
very nervous. The Motion Picture Association of America,
once sidelined by the furor over music piracy, is now
taking a page from the recording industry's
controversial playbook and litigating against BitTorrent
traders. "There is no minimum threshold," warns Dean
Garfield, the MPAA's director of legal affairs; "anyone
who engages in piracy may be sued."