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Years Ago, Games And
Movies were for indoors, for couch potatoes
and kids with overtrained trigger fingers. Now they were
on the outside. They were the world.
That was the main reason Mike Villas liked to walk to
school with the Radner twins. Fred and Jerry were a Bad
Influence, but they were the best gamers Mike knew in person.
"We got a new scam, Mike," said Fred.
"Yeah," said Jerry, smiling the way he did when
something extreme was in the works.
The three followed the usual path along the
flood-control channel. The trough was dry and gray,
winding its way through the canyon behind Las Mesitas
subdivision. The hills above them were covered with ice
plant and manzanita; ahead, there was a patch of scrub
oaks. What do you expect of San Diego North County in
early May?
At least in the real world.
The canyon was not a dead zone. Not at all. County
Flood Control kept the whole area improved, and the
public layer was just as fine as on city streets. As
they walked along, Mike gave a shrug and a twitch just
so. That was enough cue for his Epiphany wearable. Its
overlay imaging shifted into classic manga/anime: the
manzanita branches morphed into scaly tentacles. Now the
houses that edged the canyon were heavily timbered, with
pennants flying. High ahead was a castle, the home of
Grand Duke Hwa Feenin fact, the local kid who did the
most to maintain this belief circle. Mike tricked out
the twins in manga costume, and spiky hair, and classic
big-eyed, small-mouthed features.
"Hey, Jerry, look." Mike radiated, and waited for the
twins to slide into consensus with his view. He'd been
practicing all week to get these visuals.
Fred looked up, accepting the imagery that Mike had
conjured. "That's old stuff, Mike, my man." He glanced
at the castle on the hill. "Besides, Howie Fein is a nitwit."
"Oh." Mike released the vision in an untidy cascade.
The real world took back its own, first the sky, then
the landscape, then the creatures and costumes. "But you
liked it last week." Back when, Mike now remembered,
Fred and Jerry had been maneuvering to oust the Grand Duke.
The twins looked at each other. Mike could tell they
were silent messaging. "We told you today would be
different. We're onto something special." They were
partway through the scrub oaks now. From here you could
see ocean haze; on a clear dayor if you bought in to
clear visionyou could see all the way to the ocean. On
the south were more subdivisions, and a patch of green
that was Fairmont High School. On the north was the most
interesting place in Mike Villas's neighborhood.
Pyramid Hill Park dominated the little valley that
surrounded it. Once upon a time avocado orchards had
covered the hill. You could still see them if you used
the park's logo view. But to the naked eye, there were
other kinds of trees. There were also lawns, and real
mansions, and a looping structure that flew a parabolic
arc hundreds of feet above the top of the hill. That was
the longest free-fall ride in California.
The twins were grinning at him. Jerry waved at the
hill. "How would you like to play Cretaceous
Returns, but with real feeling?"
Pyramid Hill had free entrances, but they were just
for visuals. "That's too expensive."
"Sure it is. If you pay."
"And, um, don't you have a project to set up before
class?" The twins had shop class first thing in the morning.
"That's still in Vancouver," said Jerry.
"But don't worry about us." Fred looked upward,
somehow prayerful and smug at the same time. "'FedEx
will provide, and just in time.'"
"Well, okay. Just so we don't get into trouble."
Getting into trouble was the major downside of hanging
with the Radners.
"Don't worry about it." The three left the edge of the
flood channel and climbed a narrow trail along the east
edge of Pyramid Hill. This was far from any entrance,
but the twins' uncle worked for County Flood Control and
they had access to CFC utilities support imagerywhich
just now they shared with Mike. The dirt beneath their
feet became faintly translucent. Fifteen feet down, Mike
could see graphics representing a 10-inch runoff tunnel.
Here and there were pointers to local maintenance
records. Jerry and Fred had used the CFC view before and
not been caught. Today they blended it with a map of the
local nodes. The overlay was faintly violet against the
sunlit day, showing comm shadows and active high-rate links.
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The two stopped at the edge of a clearing. Fred looked
at Jerry. "Tsk. Flood Control should be ashamed. There's
not a localizer node within 30 feet."
"Yeah, Jer. Almost anything could happen here."
Without a complete localizer mesh, nodes could not know
precisely where they and their neighbors were. High-rate
laser comm could not be established, and low-rate sensor
output was smeared across the landscape. The outside
world knew only mushy vagueness about this area.
They walked into the clearing. They were deep in comm
shade, but from here they had a naked-eye view up the
hillside. If they continued that way, Pyramid Hill would
start charging them.
The twins were not looking at the Hill. Jerry walked
to a small tree and squinted up. "See? They tried to
patch the coverage with an air ball." He pointed into
the branches and pinged. The utility view showed only a
faint return, an error message. "It's almost purely net
guano at this point."
Mike shrugged. "The gap will be fixed by
tonight"...around twilight, when maintenance UAVs
flitted like bats around the canyons, popping out nodes
here and there.
"Heh. Well, why don't we help the county by patching
things right now?" Jerry held up a thumb-sized greenish
object. He handed it to Mike.
Three antenna fins sprouted from the top, a typical ad
hoc node. The dead ones were more trouble than bird
poop. "You've perv'd this thing?" The node had
BreakIns-R-Us written all over it, but perverting
networks was harder in real life than in games. "Where
did you get the access codes?"
"Uncle Don gets careless." Jerry pointed at the
device. "All the permissions are loaded. Unfortunately,
the bottleneck node is still alive." He pointed upward,
into the sapling's branches. "You're small enough to
climb this, Mike. Just go up and knock down the node."
"Hmm."
"Hey, don't worry. Homeland Security won't notice."
In fact, the Department of Homeland Security would
almost certainly notice, at least after the localizer
mesh was patched. But just as certainly they wouldn't
care. DHS logic was deeply embedded in all hardware.
"See all, know all," was their motto, but what they knew
and saw was for their own mission. They were notorious
for not sharing with law enforcement. Mike stepped out
of the comm shade and took a look at the crime trackers'
view. The area around Pyramid Hill had its share of
arrests, mostly for enhancement drugs...but there had
been nothing hereabouts for months.
"Okay." Mike came back to the tree and shinnied up to
where the branches spread out. The old node was hanging
from rotted Velcro. He knocked it loose and the twins
caused it to have an accident with a rock. Mike stuck
the new node to a branch and scrambled down. They
watched the diagnostics for a moment. Violet mists
sharpened into bright spots as the nodes figured out
where they and their perv'd sibling were and coordinated
up toward full function. Now point-to-point laser
routing was available; they could see the property
labels all along the boundary of Pyramid Hill.
"Ha," said Fred. The twins started uphill, past the
property line. "C'mon, Mike. We're marked as county
employees. We'll be fine if we don't stay too long."
Pyramid Hill had all the latest touchy-feely effects.
These were not just phantoms painted by your contact
lenses on the back of your eyeballs. On Pyramid Hill,
there were games where you could kick lizard butt and
steal raptor eggsor games with warm furry creatures that
danced playfully around, begging to be picked up and
cuddled. If you turned off all the game views, you could
see other players wandering through the woods in their
own worlds. Somehow the Hill kept them from crashing
into each other.
In Cretaceous
Returns the plants were towering ginkgo
trees, with lots of barriers and hidey-holes. Mike
played the purely visual Cret Ret a lot
these days, in person with the twins and all over the
world with others. It had not been an uplifting
experience. He had been "killed and eaten" three times
so far this week. It was a tough game, one where you had
to contribute or maybe you got eaten. Mike was trying.
He had designed a speciesquick, small things that didn't
attract the fiercest of the critics. The twins had not
been impressed, though they had no alternatives of their own.
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As he walked through the ginkgo forest, he kept his
eye out for critters with jaws lurking in the lower
branches. That's what had gotten him on Monday. On
Tuesday it had been some kind of paleo disease.
So far things seemed safe enough, but there was no
sign of his own contribution. They had been fast
breeding and scalable, so where were the little
monsters? Maybe someone had exported them. They might be
big in Kazakhstan. He had had success there before. Here today...nada.
Mike stumped across the Hill, a little discouraged,
but still uneaten. The twins had taken the form of
game-standard velociraptors. They were having a grand
time. Their chicken-sized prey were Pyramid Hill haptics.
The Jerry-raptor looked over its shoulder at Mike.
"Where's your critter?"
Mike had not assumed any animal form. "I'm a time
traveler," he said. That was a valid type, introduced
with the initial game release.
Jerry flashed a face full of teeth. "I mean where are
the critters you invented last week?"
"I don't know."
"Most likely they got eaten by the critics," said
Jerry. The brothers did a joint reptilian chortle. "Give
up on making creator points, Mike. Kick back and use the
good stuff." He illustrated with a soccer kick that
connected with something running fast across their path.
That got some classic points and a few thrilling moments
of haptic carnage. Fred joined in, and red splattered everywhere.
There was something familiar about this prey. It was
young and clever looking...a newborn from Mike's own
design! And that meant its mommy would be nearby. Mike
said, "You know, I don't think"
"THE PROBLEM IS, NONE OF YOU THINK NEARLY ENOUGH." The
sound was like sticking your head inside an old-time
boombox. Too late, they saw that the tree trunks behind
them grew from yard-long claws. Mommy. Drool fell in
10-inch blobs from high above.
This was Mike's design scaled to the max.
"Sh" said Fred. It was his last hiss as a
velociraptor. The head and teeth behind the slobber
descended from the ginkgo canopy and swallowed Fred down
to the tips of his hind talons. The monster crunched and
munched for a moment. The clearing was filled with the
sound of splintering bones.
"Ahh!" the monster opened its mouth and vomited
horror. It was scary good. Mike flicker-viewed on
reality: Fred was standing in the steaming remains of
his raptor. His shirt was pulled out of his pants, and
he was drenched in slimereal, smelly slime. The kind you
paid money for.
The monster itself was one of the Hill's largest
robots, tricked out as a member of Mike's new species.
The three of them looked up into its jaws.
"Was that touchy-feely enough for you?" the creature
said, its breath a hot breeze of rotting meat. Fred
stepped backward and almost slipped on the goo.
"The late Fred Radner just lost a cartload of
points,"the monster waved its truck-sized snout at
them"and I'm still hungry. I suggest you move off the
Hill with all dispatch."
They backed away, their gaze still caught on all those
teeth. The twins turned and ran. As usual, Mike was an
instant behind them. Something like a big hand grabbed
him. "You, I have further business with." The words were
a burred roar through clenched fangs. "Sit down."
Jeez. I have the worst
luck. Then he remembered that it was Mike
Villas who had climbed a tree to perv the Hill's
entrance logic. Stupid Mike Villas didn't need bad luck;
he was already the perfect chump. And now the twins were
out of sight.
But when the "jaws" set him down and he turned around,
the monster was still therenot some Pyramid Hill
rent-a-cop. Maybe this really was a Cret Ret player!
He edged sideways, trying to get out from under the
pendulous gaze. This was just a game. He could walk away
from this four-story saurian. Of course, that would
trash his credit with Cretaceous
Returns, maybe drench him in smelly goo. And
if Big Lizard took things seriously, it might cause him
trouble in other games. Okay. He sat down
with his back against the nearest ginkgo. So he would be
late another day; that couldn't make his school
situation any worse.
The saurian settled back, pushing the steaming corpse
of Fred Radner's raptor to one side. It brought its head
close to the ground, to look at Mike straight on. The
eyes and head and color were exactly Mike's design, and
this player had the moves to make it truly impressive.
He could see from its scars that it had fought in
several Cretaceous hot spots.
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Mike forced a cheerful smile. "So, you like my design?"
It picked at its teeth with eight-inch foreclaws.
"I've been worse." It shifted game parameters, bringing
up critic-layer details. This was a heavy player, maybe
even a cracker! On the ground between them was a dead
and dissected example of Mike's creation. Big Lizard
nudged it with a foreclaw. "The skin texture is pure
Goldman. Your color scheme is a trivial emergent thing,
a generic cliché."
Mike drew his knees in toward his chin. This was the
same crap he had to put up with at school. "I borrow
from the best."
The saurian's chuckle was a buzzing roar. "That might
work with your teachers. They have to eat whatever
garbage you feed themtill you graduate and can be dumped
on the street. Your design is so-so. There have been
some adoptions, mainly because it scales well. But if
we're talking real quality, you just don't measure up."
The creature flexed its battle scars.
"I can do other things."
"Yes, and if you never deliver, you'll fail with them, too."
That was a point that occupied far too much of Mike
Villas's worry time. He glared back at the slit yellow
eyes, and suddenly it occurred to him thatunlike
teachersthis guy was not being paid to be nasty. And it
was wasting too much time for this to be some
humiliating joke. It
actually wants something from me! Mike
sharpened his glare. "And you have some suggestions, O
Mighty Virtual Lizard?"
"...Maybe. I have other projects besides Cret Ret. How
would you like to have affiliate status on one of them?"
Except for local games, no one had ever asked Mike to
affiliate on anything. His mouth twisted in bogus
contempt. "Affiliate? A percent of a percent of...what?
How far down the value chain are you?"
The saurian shrugged and there was the sound of
ginkgoes swaying to the thump of its shoulders. "My
guess is I'm way, way down. On the other hand, this is
not a dredge project. I can pay real money for each
answer I pipe upward." The creature named a number; it
was enough to play the Hill once a week for a year. A
payoff certificate floated in the air between them.
"I get twice that or no deal."
"Done!" said the creature, and somehow Mike was sure
it was grinning.
"Okay, so what do you want?"
"You go to Fairmont High, right?"
"Yeah."
"It's a strange place, isn't it?" When Mike did not
reply, the critter said, "Trust me, it is strange. Most
schools don't put Adult Education students in with the children."
"Yeah, Senior High. The old farts don't like it. We
don't like it."
"Well, the affiliate task is to snoop around, mainly
among the old people. Make friends with them."
Yecch. But
Mike glanced at the payoff certificate again. It tested
valid. The payoff adjudication was more complicated than
he wanted to read, but it was backed by eBay. "Who in particular?"
"So far, my upstream affiliate has only told me its
broad interests: basically, some of these senior
citizens used to be big shots."
"If they were so big, how come they're in our classes
now?" That was just the question the kids asked at school.
"Lots of reasons, Mike. Some of them are just lonely.
Some of them are up to their ears in debt and have to
figure how to make a living in the current economy. And
some of them have lost half their marbles and aren't
good for much but a strong body and lots of old
memories.... Ever hear of Pick's Syndrome?"
"Um," Mike Googled up the definition:...serious social
dysfunction. "How do I make friends with someone like that?"
"If you want the money, you figure out a way. Don't
worry. There's only one on the list, and he's in
remission. Anyway, here are the search criteria." The
Big Lizard shipped him a document. Mike browsed through
the top layer.
"This covers a lot of ground." Retired politicians,
military officers, bioscientists, parents of persons
currently in such job categories. "Um, this really could
be deep water. We might be setting people up for blackmail."
"Heh. I wondered if you'd notice that."
"I'm not an idiot."
"If it gets too deep, you can always bail."
"I'll take the job. I'll go affiliate with you."
"I wouldn't want you doing anything you feel un"
"I said, I'll
take the job!"
"Okay! Well then, this should get you started. There's
contact information in the document." The creature
lumbered to its feet, and its voice came from high
above. "Just as well we don't meet on Pyramid Hill again."
"Suits me." Mike made a point of slapping the
creature's mighty tail as he walked off down the hill.
The twins were way ahead of him, standing by the
soccer field on the far side of campus. As Mike came up
the driveway, he grabbed a viewpoint in the bleachers
and gave them a ping. Fred waved back, but his shirt was
still too gooey for real comm. Jerry was looking upward,
at the FedEx shipment falling toward his outstretched
hands. Just in time, for sure. The twins were popping
the mailer open even as they walked indoors.
Unfortunately, Mike's first class was in the far wing.
He ran across the lawn, keeping his vision tied to
unimproved reality: the buildings were mostly three
stories today. Their gray walls were like playing cards
balanced in a rickety array.
Indoors, the choice of view was not entirely his own.
Mornings, the school administration required that the
Fairmont School
News appear all over the interior walls.
Three kids at Hoover High had won IBM fellowships.
Applause, applause, even if Hoover was Fairmont's
unfairly advantaged rival, a charter school run by the
math department at SDSU. The three young geniuses would
have their college education paid for, right through
grad school, even if they never worked at IBM. Big deal, Mike
thought. Somewhere down the line, some percentage of
their fortunes would be siphoned sideways into IBM's treasury.
He followed the little green nav arrows with half his
attention...and abruptly realized he had climbed two
flights of stairs. School admin had rearranged
everything since yesterday. Of course, they had updated
his nav arrows, too. It was a good thing he hadn't been
paying attention.
He slipped into his classroom and sat down.
Ms. Chumlig had already started.
Search and Analysis was Chumlig's thing. She used to
teach a fast-track version of this at Hoover High, but
well-documented rumor held that she just couldn't keep
up. So the Department of Education had moved her to the
same-named course here at Fairmont. Actually, Mike kind
of liked her. She was a failure, too.
"There are many different skills," she was saying.
"Sometimes it's best to coordinate with lots of other
people." The students nodded. Be a coordinator. That's
where the fame and money were. But they also knew where
Chumlig was going with this. She looked around the
classroom, nodding that she knew they knew. "Alas, you
all intend to be top agents, don't you?"
"It's what some of us will be." That was one of the
Adult Ed students. Ralston Blount was old enough to be
Mike's great-grandfather. When Blount had a bad day, he
liked to liven things up by harassing Ms. Chumlig.
The Search and Analysis instructor smiled back. "The
pure 'coordinating agent' is a rare type, Professor Blount."
"Some of us must be the administrators."
"Yes." Chumlig looked kind of sad for a moment, like
she was figuring out how to pass on bad news.
"Administration has changed a lot, Professor Blount."
Ralston Blount shrugged. "Okay, so we have to learn
some new tricks."
"Yes." Ms. Chumlig looked out over the class. "That's
my point. In this class, we study search and analysis.
Searching may seem simple, but the analysis involves
understanding results. In the end, you've got to know
something about something."
"Meaning all those courses we got C's in, right?" That
was a voice from the peanut gallery, probably someone
who was physically truant.
Chumlig sighed. "Yes, don't let those skills die. Use
them. Improve on them. You can do it with a special form
of preanalysis that I call 'study.' "
One of the students held up a hand. She was that old.
"Yes, Dr. Xu?"
"I know you're correct. But" The woman glanced around
the room. She looked about Chumlig's age, not nearly as
old as Ralston Blount. But there was kind of a
frightened look in her eyes. "But some people are just
better at this sort of thing than others. I'm not as
sharp as I once was. Or maybe others are just
sharper.... What happens if we try our hardest, and it
just isn't good enough?"
Chumlig hesitated. "That's a problem that affects
everyone, Dr. Xu. Providence gives each of us our hand
to play. In your case, you've got a new deal and a new
start on life." Her look took in the rest of the class.
"Some of you think your hand in life is all deuces and
treys." There were some really dedicated kids in the
front rows. They were wearing, but they had no clothes
sense and had never learned ensemble coding. As Chumlig
spoke, you could see their fingers tapping, searching on
deuces and treys.
"But I have a theory of life," said Chumlig, "and it
is straight out of gaming: There is always an
angle. You, each of you, have some special
talents. Find out what makes you different and better.
Build on that. And once you do, you'll be able to
contribute answers to others and they'll be willing to
contribute back to you. In short, synthetic serendipity
doesn't just happen. You must create it."
She hesitated, staring at invisible class notes, and
her voice dropped down from oratory. "So much for the
big picture. Today, we'll learn about morphing answer
board results. As usual, we're looking to ask the right questions."
Mike liked to sit by the outer wall, especially when
the classroom was on an upper floor. You could feel a
regular swaying back and forth, the limit cycle of the
walls keeping their balance. It made his mom real
nervous. "One second of system failure and everything
will fall apart!" she had complained at a PTA meeting.
On the other hand, house-of-cards construction was
cheapand it could handle a big earthquake almost as
easily as it did the morning breeze.
He leaned away from the wall and listened to Chumlig.
That was why the school made you show up in person for
most classes; you had to pay a little bit of attention
just because you were trapped in a real room with a real
instructor. Chumlig's lecture graphics floated in the
air above them. She had the class's attention; there was
a minimum of insolent graffiti nibbling at the edges of
her imaging.
And for a while, Mike paid attention, too. Answer
boards could generate solid results, usually for zero
cost. There was no affiliation, just kindred minds
batting problems around. But what if you weren't a
kindred mind? Say you were on a genetics board. If you
didn't know a ribosome from a rippereme, then all the
modern interfaces couldn't help you.
So Mike tuned her out and wandered from viewpoint to
viewpoint around the room. Some were from students who'd
set their viewpoints public. Most were just random cams.
He browsed Big Lizard's task document as he paused
between hops. In fact, the Lizard was interested in more
than just the old farts. Some ordinary students made the
list, too. This affiliation tree must be as deep as the
California Lottery.
But kids are somebody's children. He started some
background checks. Like most students, Mike kept lots of
stuff saved on his wearable. He could run a search like
this very close to his vest. He didn't route to the
outside world except when he could use a site that
Chumlig was talking about. She was real good at nailing
the mentally truant. But Mike was good at ensemble
coding, driving his wearable with little gesture cues
and eye-pointer menus. As her gaze passed over him, he
nodded brightly and replayed the last few seconds of her talk.
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As for the old students...competent retreads would
never be here; they'd be rich and famous, the people who
owned most of the real world. The ones in Adult
Education were the has-beens. These people trickled into
Fairmont all through the semester. The old-folks
hospitals refused to batch them up for the beginning of
classes. They claimed that senior citizens were
"socially mature," able to handle the jumble of a
midsemester entrance.
Mike went from face to face, matching against public
records: Ralston Blount. The guy was a saggy mess.
Retread medicine was such a crapshoot. Some things it
could cure, others it couldn't. And what worked was
different from person to person. Ralston had not been a
big winner.
Just now the old guy was squinting in concentration,
trying to follow Chumlig's answer board example. He had
been with the class all semester. Mike couldn't see his
med records, but he guessed the guy's mind was mostly
okay; he was as sharp as some of the kids in class. And
once upon a time he had been important at UCSD. Once
upon a time.
Okay, put him on the "of interest" list. Who else?
Doris Nguyen. Former homemaker. Mike eyed the youngish
face. She looked almost his mom's age, even though she
was 40 years older. He searched on the name, shed
collisions and obvious myths; the Friends of Privacy
piled the lies so deep that sometimes it was hard to
find the truth. But Doris Nguyen had no special
connections in her past. On the other hand...she had a
son at Camp Pendleton. Okay, Doris stayed on the list.
Chumlig was still going on about how to morph results
into new questions, oblivious to Mike's truancy.
And then there was Xiaowen Xu. Ph.D. physics, Ph.D.
electrical engineering. 2005 Winner of Intel's Grove
Prize. Dr. Xu sat hunched over, looking at the table in
front of her. She was trying to keep up on a laptop! Poor lady.
But for sure she would have connections.
Politicians, military, scientists...and parents or
children of such. Yeah. This affiliance could get him
into a lot of trouble. Maybe he could climb the
affiliate tree a ways, get a hint if Bad Guys were
involved. Mike sent out a couple hundred queries, mainly
pounding on certificate authorities. Even if the certs
were solid, people and programs often used them in
stupid ways. Answers came trickling back. If this
weren't Friends of Privacy chaff, there might be some
real clues here. He sent out follow-up queriesand
suddenly a message hung in letters of silent flame all
across his vision:
Chumlig > Villas:
You've got all day to play games, Mike! If you won't
pay attention here, you can darn well take this
course over.
Villas > Chumlig:
Sorry. Sorry!
Most times, Chumlig just asked embarrassing questions;
this was the first time she'd messaged him with a threat.
And the amazing thing was, she'd done it in a short
pause, when everyone else thought she was just reading
her notes. Mike eyed her with new respect.
Shop class. It was Mike's favorite, and not just
because it was his last of the day. Shop was like a
premium game; there were real gadgets to touch and
connect. That was the sort of thing you paid money for
on Pyramid Hill. And Mr. Williams was no Louise Chumlig.
He let you follow your own inclinations, but he never
came around afterward and complained because you hadn't
accomplished anything. It was almost impossible not to
get an A in Ron Williams's classes; he was wonderfully old-fashioned.
Shop class was also Mike's best opportunity to chat up
the old people and the do-not-call privacy freaks. He
wandered around the shop class looking like an utter
idiot. This affiliance required way too much people
skill. Mike had never been any good at diplomacy games.
And now he was schmoozing the oldsters. Trying to.
Ralston Blount just sat staring off into the space
above his table. The guy was wearing, but he didn't
respond to messages. Mike waited until Williams went off
for one of his coffee breaks. Then he sidled over and
sat beside Blount. Jeez, the guy might be healthy but he
really looked old. Mike
spent a few moments trying to tune in on the man's
perceptions. Mike had noticed that when Blount didn't
like a class, he just blew it off. He didn't care about
grades. After a few moments, Mike realized that he
didn't care about socializing either.
So talk to him! It's
just another kind of monster whacking.
Mike morphed a buffoon image onto the guy, and suddenly
it wasn't so hard to cold-start the encounter. "So,
Professor Blount, how do you like shop class?"
Ancient eyes turned to look at him. "I couldn't care
less, Mr. Villas."
O-kay! Hmm.
There was lots about Ralston Blount that was public
record, even some legacy newsgroup correspondence. That
was always good for shaking up your parents and other grown-ups....
But the old man continued talking on his own. "I'm not
like some people here. I've never been senile. By
rights, my career should be on track with the best of my generation."
"By rights?"
"I was provost of Eighth College in 2006. I should
have been UCSD Chancellor in the years following.
Instead I was pushed into academic retirement."
Mike knew all that. "But you never learned to wear."
Blount's eyes narrowed. "I made it a point never to
wear. I thought wearing was demeaning, like an executive
doing his own typing." He shrugged. "I was wrong. I paid
a heavy price for that. But things have changed." His
eyes glittered with deliberate iridescence. "I've taken
four semesters of this 'adult education.' Now my résumé
is out there in the ether."
"You must know a lot of important people."
"Indeed. It's just a matter of time."
"Y-you know, Professor, I may be able to help. No,
waitI don't mean by myself. I have an affiliance."
"...Oh?"
At least he knew what an affiliance was. Mike
explained Big Lizard's deal. "So there could be some
real money in this."
Blount squinted his eyes, trying to parse the
certificates. "Money isn't everything, especially in my situation."
"But anybody with these certs is important. Maybe you
could get help-in-kind."
"True."
The old man wasn't ready to bite, but he said he'd
talk to some of the others on Mike's list. Helping them
with their projects counted as a small plus in the
affiliance. Maybe the Lizard thought that would flush
out more connections.
Meantime, it was getting noisy. Marie Dorsey's team
had designed some kind of crawler. Their prototypes were
flopping around everywhere. They got so close you
couldn't really talk out loud.
Villas > Blount: Can
you read me?
"Of course I can," replied the old man.
So despite Blount's claims of withittude, maybe he
couldn't manage silent messaging, not even the
finger-tapping most grown-ups used.
Xiaowen Xu just sat at the equipment bench and read
from her laptop. It took even more courage to talk to
her than to Ralston Blount. She seemed so sad and still.
She had the parts list formatted like a hard-copy
catalog. "Once I knew about these things," she said.
"See that." She pointed at a picture in the museum
section. "I designed that chip."
"You're world class, Dr. Xu."
She didn't look up. "That was a long time ago. I
retired from Intel in 2005. And during the war, I
couldn't even get consulting jobs. My skills have just
rusted away."
"Alzheimer's?" He knew she was much older than she
looked, even older than Ralston Blount.
Xu hesitated, and for a moment Mike was afraid she was
really angry. But then she gave a sad little laugh. "No
Alzheimer's. Youpeople nowadays don't know what it was
like to be old."
"I do so! I have a great-grandpa in Phoenix. I talk to
him all the time. And my g'granma, she does have
dementiayou know, a kind they still can't fix. And the
others are all dead." Which was about as old as you can get.
Dr. Xu shook her head. "Even in my day, not everyone
over eighty was senile. I just got behind in my skills.
My girlfriend died. After a while I just didn't care
very much. I didn't have the energy to care." She looked
at her laptop. "Now I have the energy I had when I was
sixty. Maybe I have the same native intelligence." She
slapped the table softly. "But I can't even understand a
current tech paper." It looked like she was going to
start crying, right in the middle of shop class. Mike
scanned around; no one seemed to be watching. He reached
out to touch Xu's hand. He didn't have the answer. Ms.
Chumlig would say he didn't have the right question.
He thought a moment. "What's your shop project going
to be?"
"I don't know." She hesitated. "I don't even
understand this parts catalog."
Mike waved at her laptop, but the images sat still as
carved stone. "Can I show you what I see?"
"Please."
He slaved her display to his vision of the parts list.
The view weaved and dived, a bad approximation of what
Mike could see when he looked around with his head-up
view. Nevertheless, Xu leaned forward and nodded as Mike
tried to explain the list.
"Wait. Those look like little wings."
"Yeah, there are lots of small fliers. They can be fun."
She gave a wan smile. "They don't look very stable."
Mike had noticed that, but not in the view she could
see. How did she
know? "That's true, but hardly anything is
passively stable. I could take care of that, if you want
to match a power supply."
She studied the stupid display. "Ah, I see." The power
supplies were visible there, along with obvious pointers
to interface manuals. "You really could manage the
stability?" Another smile, broader this time. "Okay,
let's try."
He searched on the name...the Friends of Privacy
piled the lies so deep that sometimes it was hard to
find the truth
The wings were just tissue flappers. Mike slid a few
dozen onto the tabletop, and started some simulations
using the usual stuff from ReynoldsNumbers-R-Us. Xiaowen
Xu alternated between querying her laptop and poking her
small fingers into the still tinier wings. Somehow, with
virtually no help from anywhere, she had a powertrain
figured out. In a few more minutes, they had five design
possibilities. Mike showed her how to program the fab
board so that they could try a couple dozen variations
all at once.
They tossed handfuls of the tiny contraptions into the
air. They swirled around the roomand in seconds, all
were on the floor, failing in one way or another.
At the far end of the table, Marie Dorsey and her
friends were not impressed. "We're making fliers, too,
only ours won't be brain damaged!" Huh? And he'd thought
she was making crawlers!
Dr. Xu looked at the Dorsey team's floppers. "I don't
think you've got enough power-to-weight, Miss."
Marie blushed. "Iyeah." Her group was silent, but
there was heavy messaging. "Can we use your solution?"
She rushed on: "With official credit, of course."
"Sure."
Marie's gadgets were making small hops by the time the
class bell rang.
End of class, end of school day. But Xiaowen Xu didn't
seem to notice. She and Mike collected their midges and
merged improvements. Three generations later, all their
tiny flappers were flying. Xu was smiling from ear to ear.
"So now we put mini-nodes on them," said Mike. "You
did pretty well with the power configuration." Without
any online computation at all.
"Yeah!" She gave him a strange look. "But you got the
stability in less than an hour. It would have taken me
days to set up the simulations."
"It's easy with the right tools."
She looked disbelieving.
"Hey, I'm near failing at bonehead math. Look, Dr. Xu,
if you learn to search and use the right packages, you
could do all this." He was beginning to sound like
Chumlig. And this fits
with the affiliance! "I-I could show you.
There are all sorts of joint projects we could do!"
Maybe she would always be one of those deep resource
people, but if she found her place, that would be more
than he could ever be.
He wasn't sure if Dr. Xu really understood what all he
was talking about. But she was smiling. "Okay."
Mike was late walking home, but that was okay. Ralston
Blount had signed on to the affiliance. He was working
with Doris Nguyen on her project. Xiaowen Xu had also
signed on. She was living at Rainbows End rest home, but
she had plenty of money. She could buy the best
beginner's wearable that Epiphany made.
Big Lizard would be pleased, and maybe some money
would come Mike's way.
And maybe that didn't matter so much. He suddenly
realized he was whistling as he walked. What did
matter...was a wonderful surprise. He had coordinated
something today. He had been the
person who helped other people. It was nothing like
being a real top agentbut it was something.
The Radner twins were almost home, but they showed up
to chat. "You've been scarce, Mike." They were both
grinning. "Hey, we got an A from Williams!"
"For the Vancouver project?"
"Yup. He didn't even check where we got it," said Jerry.
"He didn't even ask us to explain it. That would have been
a problem!" said Fred.
They walked a bit in companionable silence.
"The hole we put in the Pyramid Hill fence is already repaired."
"No surprise. I don't think we should try that again
anytime soon."
"Yeah," Fred said emphatically. His image wavered. The
slime was still messing his clothes.
Jerry continued, "And we collected some interesting
gossip about Chumlig." The students maintained their own
files on faculty. Mostly it was good for laughs.
Sometimes it had more practical uses.
"What's that?"
"Okay, this is from Ron Williams. He says he got it
firsthand, no possibility of Friends of Privacy lies."
That's how most FOP lies were prefaced, but Mike just nodded.
"Ms. Chumlig was never fired from Hoover High. She's
moonlighting there. Maybe other places, too."
"Oh. Do the school boards know?" Ms. Chumlig was such
a straight arrow, it was hard to imagine she was cheating.
"We don't know. Yet. We can't figure why Hoover would
let this happen. You know those IBM fellows they were
bragging about? All three were in Chumlig's classes! But
she kinda drifted out of sight when the publicity hit.
Our theory is there's some scandal that keeps her from
taking credit.... Mike?"
Mike had stopped in the middle of the path. He
shrugged up his record of this morning, and matched Big
Lizard's English usage with Chumlig's.
He looked back at the twins. "Sorry. You...surprised me."
"It surprised us, too. Anyway, we figure this could be
useful if Jerry and I have serious grade problems in her class."
"Yeah, I guess it could," said Mike, but he wasn't
really paying attention anymore. It suddenly occurred to
him that there could be something beyond top agents.
There could be people who helped others on a time scale
of years. Something called teachers.